Hot men bring out the doofy 12 year old in me.

(Disclaimer: Although I am 27, I rarely act like it. Do not read if you are a prick. Actually, I really just felt like saying prick. Please continue reading even if you are a prick, dickweed, a**rat bastard, douche bag pecker, or tool. All pot belly smoker faces are welcome as always.)

The other day, as my girls and I were walking out for lunch at Atlanta Bread (where you can eat so much friggin' bread you want to ralph but keep eating more instead), we spied a very yummy morsel of manliness walking in our direction. This was a startling event since we are lacking such tasty little treats in our building. As he passed Andi and Kim the sides of his lips tilted slightly giving us the barest smirk. Andi every so smoothly turned around and stared to make epileptic head and spastic hand gestures while I tried to stifle a monstrous laugh from escaping my mouth as he passed. Kim quickly yelled Hibachi with the excitement of a guido poppin' his first collar. (Hibachi is Kim's wonderful code for "HOT A** MAN WE WANT TO SEE NAKED!") Our excitement was quickly squelched by the fact that we were still in our parking lot and therefore supposed to currently be "adults".

The next day, our newly discovered man candy nearly forgotten, we were heading back from another lunch break outing. Andi who had been up ahead, scurried back to us and rushed, "it's him, Hibachi! He just went into the bathroom. He must work here!" We all giggled like school girls and hurried up the stairs in hopes to get a small glimpse or an accidental "sorry i ran into you knocked you over and accidentally ripped your shirt off" encounter. Unfortunately, we seemed to be to late since the men's room door was closed. Walking by Kim throws her hands up in the air facing the door and yells "why, why couldn't you take a little longer" as the door starts to open slowly and I see an all to familiar smirk starting to emerge. Before I am able to nudge Andi she begins, "well I thought it was him, but maybe..." then her head twists to the door, twists forward and she stomps off like she's crushing small dragons with every step. I smile back to Hibachi, smack Kim on the shoulder with my papers and we hurriedly scampered off to try and recover from our shameful stomach turning encounter.

So, welcome hot man we would like to see naked and possibly lick hot fudge off of. Welcome to our building. I hope we have many more embarrassing moments to share in the future.