The Man Chart 1.0

When a friend of mine asked me an innocent question the other day it got my brain a'thinkin'. He was wondering where he fit in women's "hierarchy" of manli-goodness. When I replied, "oh you're a TM don't worry about it," he was intrigued by my immediate response and colorful explanation. Through a little prodding, my girlfriends and I came up with this little chart. It is a horrible, superficial and bitchy graph so if you take offense or cry easily please grow a pair, stop suckin' on the tit and be a man because I don't care.


All men can be placed in or between one of these slots. If you are curious where you fit just ask a female and she will show you your corresponding placement. For you're viewing and reference pleasures, I bring you the man guide: (Click on Photo to Enlarge for all manly details)