Lunchtime Confessionals. 1. A new book 2. Spanking Yay or Nay? 3. The Butt hole 4. Naked and Painted

I realized I haven't written about my lunch time adventures in a while so I thought this was a perfect time to bring you a new edition of Lunch Time Confessionals from last Friday.

My girls and I scurried over to Chevy's just in time for the noisy business crowd. Around 12:30 all the people from the company's in the area make their way over to Chevy's to try and break from their stifling cubicle life and act like they have some form of control over their monotonous droner lives. We're not exactly different, except for some reason when we walk in it looks less like a metropolitan power meeting and more like a group of young women about to drink a lot of alcohol and dance on the bar. (Hmmmm.... maybe something I need to work on.)

Anyway, our conversation opened with a round of waters and the pondering of why sucky women always mess up the awesome men and vice versa. Haven't you noticed this? Every time I meet an awesome guy they always seem to introduce me to their violently homicidal girlfriend who is soon to rip out their heart crap on it and shove it back in through their nasal cavity. The same is true of great women. They always find these loser, misogynistic, egotistical, a'hole men who make them think there's nothing out there but other loser 'hole men. So, to spread the word that this phenomena is prominent in our land we decided it might be a good idea to write a book entitled "You Ruined the Man of my Dreams you Stupid Cunt". Yes, harsh but necessary. The few times this does not happen would probably be the relationships we all puke over because they are just to darn cute and we're not used to looking directly at them without eye protection.

On to the next line of conversation: spanking. Consensus: spanking = good! So you're in the moment. Maybe having a good quality play with your man and he lays a nice hard spank right on your behind. Some people may think: why would he do that? Oh my! Now we're not saying we want you guys to beat us here, but a nice palm to the ass cheek? Yes please! And don't be a wuss boys we can take it, get some good smack on that back hand!

While we're on the topic of "butt play", another unanimous decision at this lunch table: the butt "hole" is totally off limits, always. Enough said.

Last but not least a mental picture for all you male readers out there. While discussing the things you can do to be "sexy" for your man, we somehow decided that if at all possible the abilities of the character Mystique from X-Men would be much appreciated and delightfully fun! Although, we would like to request pink skin, a little less mutant in the face region and when we're morphing back and forth a cute superhero like noise to play.

Fantasy script:

Unsuspecting Boyfriend: Honey I'm Home.

Newly Superhero'd Girlfriend: Hi, I'm in the living room.

UB: I had such a long day, I...

(Walks into the living room to see his girlfriend naked painted pink in high heels.)

NSG: Honey, Let's get it on.

UB: (*grunt* vaults towards NSG as fast as humanly possible. Fun filled night ensues.)